Alaskan Blindfold
when a man -j-c-l-t-s on someone’s eyelids while they are sleeping, and, upon waking, the target person cannot open their eyes for fear of getting j-zzum in them.
“dude, you know how i had to room with that mega-tool jim last night?”
“yeah, what about it?”
“i got him good man, i gave him an alaskan blindfold.”
“nice dude, you got him.”
“man, last night suzy didnt wouldn’t let me alligator f-ckhouse her, and i was so p-ssed off, once she went to sleep, i gave her an alaskan blindfold.”
“nice, sounds like she deserved it, what a b-tch.”
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