Alaskan Crab Hammer


to recieve a bl-w j-b with ice cubes in the girls mouth. and when the p-n-s gets too cold to keep in, to pull it out and smack the girl in the forehead with it.
yo my girl was giving me head last night with ice cubes in her mouth, but it got too cold and started to hurt so i gave her the alaskan crab hammer

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