Alaskan Doghouse
the act of a man freezing a t-rd then placing it inside the womans mouth before having s-x with her.
during s-x the t-rd heats up having a sloppy consistancy a lot like a wet dog. the womans mouth being the doghouse.
bro ive got a dog freezing in the freezer and its begging for a home. shes gonna get a mean alaskan doghouse
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