Alaskan Douche
when a guy or group of guys jack off and fill a douche bottle with c-m…. then the c-m is frozen. some time later, the bottle is defrosted and squirted into a woman’s v-g-n-, preferable while still cold. the woman then finishes the douche by spurting the c-m juice out.
i gave my girl a 100 load alaskan douche courtesy of some of my good buddies. then she unloaded it on my c-ck while i f-cked her in the -ss.
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