alaskan trampoline
a s-x move, in which a man throws a woman on edge of the bed and thrust his p-n-s in her v-g-n- whilst motorboating her t-ts.
she had such huge t-ts i couldn’t stop my self from giving her an “alaskan trampoline”.
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