Alaskan Waffle


an unshaven v-g-n- that has been infected by a rash. similar to a blue waffle, but the difference lies with whether or not the v-g-n- has been shaved. can also be called “the sarah palin waffle.”
ted: holy cr-p margaret, you have alaskan waffle!

margaret: oh my g-d, ted! i knew something was up when i started itching my “down under” uncontrollably last week! i’d better see a specialist about my alaskan waffle!

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