Albanian Handshake


the albanian handshake is a complicated gesture. it begins when the handshake “giver” -n-lly fists the “receiver.” after the -n-s is loosened up, the “giver” then inserts his p-n-s and uses his hand to m-st-rb-t- inside the “receiver’s” -n-l cavity.
you don’t want to mess with that guy; he’ll give you an albanian handshake.
to grab on to a persons nipple and to shake it like it was a hand
i gave drews girlfriend an albanian handshake all last night non-stop!!!

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