Albuquerque Firehydrant


the act of taking a really drunk girl (or guy), putting them in your p-ssenger seat, then driving around really recklessly to get them sick. when they stick their head out the window to throw up, you roll up the window to trap their head out (but dont cut off air), pull down their pants, and f-ck their -ss silly. the vomiting will cause tension and contractions in the body of the trapped person, clenching the muscles of the -ss around your d-ck, causing an -rg-smic sensation.
i saw kristin was really drunk at the party, and her -ss was looking great, so i took her for a ride and gave her the old albuquerque firehydrant.

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