alburtus
one who consistently rocks that sh-t, whatever it is, cooking, work, s-x, whatever. often having a monster c-ck and f-cks like a machine. exceptionally sweet, often an empath, but should not be considered weak lest he make you wish you were dead.
this guy must be an alburtus.
he just alburtused that sh-t.
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