when you cry like a newborn baby uncontrollably nearly every time you get drunk, be it over your significant other, parents, job, car or even sister in law.
i’d love to hang out with brooke but she can be totally alcoh-colic.
a male, relatively tall in height, both upstairs and downstairs. body part are excessively large, especially the head. originates from the balkan omg! almedin’s head is so big that it’s s*xy
the combination of amazing and delicious. wow, these cookies are amazalicious.
- and then i f*cked her up the *ss
what you say when you’re in the middle of a story and realize no one’s listening. i’m sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. as i’m getting to the funny part, i realize no one’s listening, so i abruptly finish with “and then i f*ck*d her up the *ss!”
- anxious d*ck
when you are about to beat the p*ssy up and your partner is just teasing you and the testosterone goes into overdrive and you man handle that person and shove the d*ck in without resentment or any warning. basically abuse the p*ssy samantha was being a b*tch and was teasing me last night and i […]