Aledo High School


twenty minutes west of fort worth, aledo texas is the place where rich sn-bby kids from all saints, country day, trinity valley, southwest christian, nolan…you name it, any fw private school…are sent by their parents if they don’t feel like paying a sh-t ton of money to go somewhere they can party and get an education at. the football team is incredible, just like their parties. it’s 20 minutes away from fw, 15 if you go over the speed limit, 10 away from weatherford. technically, the highschool is in an old cow pasture, but aledo is growing so it isn’t too noticeable. the kids throw sick parties. go to a football game and you’ll find kids with water bottles full of skyy or whataburger cups full of captain morgan. weed used to be popular, but is dying out. 1/2 the girls look old enough to be in sororities at tcu (since that’s where they all go) as well as all of the wanna-be frat dad’s. skim the halls and you’ll see

a) 30 people wearing polo shirts
b) 50 kids wearing sperrys
c) 5 couples making out
d) 3 pot heads
e) the one and only jgray
an hour and a half away from pk, 20 mins from fw, an hour and a half from dallas, aledo really is the sh-t.
“dude, you go to aledo high school?”
“ya..why”
“i’ve heard they party like it’s 1999 in their bmw’s and audi’s”

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