alert rape


found primarily on social network sites like facebook or mysp-ce, an alert rape is when an individual’s profile is flooded with updates/notifications/alerts due to friends sending them m-ssive amounts of applications or messages. thus they are forced to deal with the epic quant-ty of notices.
guy: “i hadn’t logged onto facebook for a few months, and when i got back on, i got freaking alert raped with apps my friends sent me”

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