alex and charlotte would make a good couple, yet someone is missing. alex is incredibly tall whilst the girl is of average height,mother both wear gl*sses. they banter a lot, and share a similar sense of humour relating to incredibly bad puns and illuminati jokes. charlotte likes alex, yet he doesn’t like her back. a typical story, charlotte is used to being rejected due to her loud personality and intellect. charlotte is not the prettiest, yet a comatose for that will her personality. alex enjoys fifa 16 whilst charlotte is a t*tanfall player. there is something missing, yet i don’t know what. maybe that thing will just never be found….
alex and charlotte joke together
- *ss is gr*ss and i'm gonna mow it
simply it means i’m gonna beat the f*ck out you person 1: you dirty bombastic b*tch person 2: ohhhh no tf you didn’t ….. your *ss is gr*ss and i’m gonna mow it
- auto-selective memory
things you remember randomly without purposly remembering them my auto-selective memory just reminded me of something i wasn’t thinking of and i didn’t choose to remember it when it happened..
when you wake up with morning glory and you can’t resist the urge to beat your meat to the sound of a monkey crying until you start to bleed from your eyes harry: i had the most the furious awakerbation of my life this morning alena: i know i could here you scream harry: you […]
- ape slap
when engaging in *n*l intercourse in doggystyle , the man swings both arms back and smacks the woman on both sides of the head simultaneously. “her face was so pretty it made me was to ape slap her.”