when you eat like a complete pig and make a mess in someone else’s house.
named after the youtuber mypalalex
grim: let me get a plate, i don’t want to make a mess and completely “alex the situation”.
- *n*l soliloquy
when you fart around others, and no one notices. (enter romeo, in a crowded room, facing audience): *farts* audience: what a beautiful *n*l soliloquy. shakespeare had such a way with words…
- twisted at the d*ck
when two straight bros hang out so much they don’t know it yet but they can’t separate. joe and kyle are so into each other. i thought they were straight. they are, they’re just twisted at the d*ck.
its a line for the chicago rapper fat trel which means (s*x, drugs, money, guns) sdmg which is what he thinks life is all about fat trel- you see i think of life only about being f*cking sdmg you know that sh*t be poppin
- murphy math
a term that describes a situation when one’s mathematical fear has come to p*ss—for example, one is required to read a dreaded statistics module to graduate from college. alison never expected to be a victim of murphy math: the anger or anguish of having to study calculus again makes her want to drop out of […]