Ali Paul


ali paul is from the band, elliot minor.
he is an absolute legend and very s-xyyyy.
alistair andrew paul.
he plays keyboard and hides away at the back of the stage, secretly wishing he was centre of attention, he pretends he doesn’t like getting attention…
he’s basicaly a very lovely guy.
‘you’re my teddy bear, lalalalalaaaa’

ali paul gave me chicken.. legendary man….

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