while getting fisted in the -ss, the fister gets elbow deep on the fistee and proceeds to push their fist against the abdominal son the fistee, looking like an alien baby from alien
i was watching some fisting p-rnos and this chick shoved her fist in another girls -ss and gave her an alien baby.
- copella challenge
when you consume an entire bottle of copella apple juice in one brief sitting, and time how long it takes before it all comes back out of the rusty bullethole. alex took the copella challenge, and after a promising 56 minutes, found himself stuck on the cr-pper.
short for chubbed update. an update that really excites someone to the point of s-xual arousal. when someone keeps asking for updates and eventually you give them the one that chubs them up. he asked for an update and i happened to have a chubdate for him
- doggy and ditch
when you plan on having s-x doggy-style and then ghosting the individual after the one-night stand. used by people whose favorite position is doggy-style. alix: “that guy is such a hottie.” liz: “yea, i wanna doggy and ditch him.”
like suicide but way worse. when your friends are all jerks, it can get so bad that it leads to auicide.
(pr-nounced ‘beemun,’ rhyming with ‘demon.’) a b’mon is the common colloquial term used to describe a bong. if you and your n-gg-rs are hitting many bongs, the term can be pluralised to ‘b’men’. oh no jameson don’t hit another b’mon, you’re already spinning out too much!! yo craig you’re g-y! no i’m not john! yes […]