Alkane


the ultimate word to describe something so stellar, so mind bogglingly awesome, that god himself will have his d-ck blown off from pure awesomeness if this word is uttered. often women scream this word on climax which causes their partners to nut.
guy 1 “this woman in the apartment above mine kept screaming alkane all night long last night!”

guy 2 “aw i’m sorry man, did you tell them to quiet down?”

guy 1 “why? it was the best night of my life!”

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