all-in hero


a type of texas hold ’em player. the all-in hero has no actual skill in the game of poker, and the only way he can win is by constantly going “all-in” (betting all his chips in one bet) before the flop.

most all-in heroes are the biggest suckers at the table, and even a player of moderate skill will bankrupt and all-in hero eventually.
“i bankrupted that all-in hero when i called his stupid bet with my with pocket bullets.”

“what’d he have?”

“2/7 offsuit.”

“f-cking dumb-ss, gotta love all-in heroes.”

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