All That Remains
the greatest band in existence.
i was listening to the greatest band in existence today. they’re called all that remains and you should listen to them too.
a metalcore band from western m-ssachusetts. they put on a great show and have some sick guitar and screaming. they are truly epic.
person 1: have you ever heard all that remains?
person 2: no..who are they?
person 1: a sick metalcore band -plays “this calling”-
person 2: holy cr-p.
a metal/metalcore band formed in the late 90’s in m-ssachusetts. once unknown to the mainstream population, the band enjoyed a one-song fanbase of college students and frat kids who otherwise listen to dave matthews band and/or soulja boy, via an appearance in the game guitar hero ii. per usual guitar queero standards, people instantly became “fans” while never listening to more than a single song by the band.
-hey, what are you listening to?
-all that remains.
-oh cool! i like them!
-really? you think “this calling” is the best song off their newest alb-m?
-well i haven’t heard it, but i like “six”!
one of the best metalcore bands ever!!!
vocals : phil labonte
guitar : mike martin, oli herbert
b-ss : jeanne sagan
drummer : jason costa
alb-ms : behind silence and solitude, this darkened heart, the fall of ideals
yes im a atr fan :d!!!
atr fan : hey dude! ever heard of the band all that remains?
some dude : nah, i’ll look it up later!
-dude looks up atr-
the next day…
atr fan : so did you look ’em up?
atr fan #2 : h-ll yeah! they rock!!!
a metalcore/melodic death metal band. basically what this means is they play melodic death metal with metalcore styled clean vocals and breakdowns. pretty good in their own right.
all that remains is a pretty cool metalcore band
they used to be the greatest heavy metal band of all time. then they made an “alternative rock”/”hard rock” alb-m and started marketing towards the bigger demographic. sellouts!
phil lanbonte: you think that this will change us!!! our roots are deeper than that!!
phil lanbonte: nvm i want more money, time to sell out
phil lanbonte: please vote for all that remains in this alternative rock poll, we need more money
phil lanbonte: -endlessly markets and promotes their new alb-m like never before on social media-
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