allah ackbar
the two words you -don’t- want to start hearing while you’re riding on a bus, train or airplane.
mohammed started to chant “allah ackbar!” as he pulled on the detonation cord on his suicide belt
what muslim suicide bombers yell, just before killing innocent bystanders on a crowded street.
it means “god is great”
abdul cried out “allah ackbar!”, as he detonated the c-4 strapped to his chest.
admiral ackbar’s cousin…for some reason his name is printed on the iraqi flag.
have you seen allah ackbar around? that cracker owes me money
a particularly devastating bowel movement that results in an explosion or splatter effect of fecal matter across all surfaces within a bathroom stall; the toilet lid and tank, walls of the bathroom stall, and the floor.
someone had an allah ackbar in the men’s room. the wall is covered in sh-t!
islam inspired by the third reich also believes a lie repeated often enough becomes true in the mind of the simple not much unlike truthiness.
if you tell a lie big enough, allah ackbar, and keep repeating it, naive people will eventually come to believe it
allah ackbar? no! allah not ackbar
correct prounciation being allah- hu-aackbur
said as part of muslim prayer before each bow down.
“allah ackbar (allah hu-aackbur), subna rab bay ya a lah..” part of the second bow down, said three times before rising again.
what you hear right before you fall into a trap.
i have you now, you rebel sc-m. allah ackbar!
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