allahu akbar

mostly shouted by people from the middle east, but it can even be said calmly for the same intentions – it means to detonate an object, a building or even a being that you dislike.
mom: whats good, homie?? how was your first day at work?

son: i’m gonna allahu akbar the cr-p out of dat place!
literally “g-d is great” in arabic. nice thought, however…

what is said by people beheading hogtied victims “in the name of g-d”

or what is said by someone in a carbomb seconds before he fires it off in a crowded marketplace.
“wait for that grandmother with her three cute grandkids gets a bit closer”

“allahu akbar!!!”

ka-blam!!! … screams, wailing, etc
run the f-ck away
“allahu akbar!” – “sh-t, run!”
the act of feltching a camel or other large animal
ahmed pulled a deep allahu akbar on his camel after he pumped it full of j-zz.
expression meaning, ” the g-d (allah) is greater…” used predominately by muslims…it usually is thought to mean g-d is greatest, however, there is no limit to the creator of the worlds, thus, ” g-d is greater…than any limit imposed”….greatest imposes a limit in the universe
peter: eh yo, i just accepted islam as my way of life. i believe there is only one g-d and muhammad is one of his messengers.

malik: allahu akbar! may allah guide you to the best in this life and the next! ameen!
no!

allahu not-akbar
allahu akbar? like extra holes poked through your head by peaceful shrapnel are akbar: not at all!! children who refuse to be s-xually victimized have explosives lashed to them to spread the islam around in the finest particles possible (acerbic apologetics -ssault) as quickly as possible (explosive ec-menism).