allegory of the cave
a s-xual act where someone
1) ties their significant other to a bed
2) blindfolds their significant other
3) pleasures him/her s-xually
4) as he/she nears -rg-sm, removes the blindfold and shines a bright light in his/her face
“i wanna give her some platonic loving.”
“get a flashlight and give her the allegory of the cave”
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