Allentown Crabapple


origins are likely unknown – i’d -ssume allentown, but i’m really doubtful of that. i heard it from this kid at a show in cleveland, and just thought it so bizzare, i had to include it.

an allentown crabapple is just another word for p-n-s, or rockhard errection.
“i’m gonna break her off some ol’ allentown crabapple.”

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