Allied Irish


allied irish is irish rhyming slang for the act of masturbation. can also be shortened to allied.

it comes from an irish inst-tution called the allied irish bank which rhymes with w-nk. having a w-nk is a british/irish term for masturbation.

e.g. that movie was so hot, i need to go for an allied irish.

or: god, i’m h-rny. i need to go for an allied.

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