Almi


the ruler of hamster house. people say that almi stands for almighty, but it actually is short for almond joy.

almi joined hamster house on april 31st, 2003. almi was a n00b once, too. but through dedication and determination, almi has reached an ungodly number of posts.
almi’s rank on hamster house is the almighty hamster.

almi spends way too much time on hamster house.

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