Almond

when an african american is not your stereotypical black person but they seem to pertain to the opposite (white) race though their actions and choice of words despite their skin tone and nationality.
person one: cara is addicted to starbucks.
person two: but isn’t cara african american?
person one: yeah, she’s an almond.

a typical almond
the s-xiest man alive, must be like 20 inches down there
that guy’s name must be almond, because hes 20 inches.
a nut that is both beautiful and also reminiscent of bitter sweet sentiments.
‘it was inevitable: the scent of bitter almonds always reminded him of the fate of unrequited love.’ – gabriel garcia márquez
in middle eastern cultures, the almond is a symbol of the v-g-n-.

in addition, almond can refer to the part of the brain called the amygdala, which translates to “almond.” the amygdala is important in very basic emotions of aggression and fight or flight. however, studies have also demonstrated the importance of the amygdala in s-xual arousal. for men, this portion of the brain lights up while looking at visualizations of s-xy women. for women, the amygdala is activated only when she feels both a s-xual and emotional connection to what she is shown.

now you all learned something new!
“i love her tasty almond”

“you know her almond is lighting up!”
(al-mond) pr-nounced: “all” “mund”
verb. a term known for the feeling felt when combining marijuana with frangia (find meaning elsewhere).
“man, i just wanna get ‘almond’ right now.”

or

“did you see that girl’s face, she was totally almond.”
“yeah man, too much frangia and bud is never good.”
ben almond of ermysteds grammar school in skipton
almond, almond, almond!
by far one of the worst nuts in existence. coming across an almond in a bag of trail mix is like the almond f-cking you up the -ss and not even giving you a reach around.
i ate that almond, now my -ss hurts.