almostache


the early adolecent stage of growing a mustache,when it mostly consists of peach-fuzz with a dozen or so black hairs.
mother: “go wash that dirt off of your upper lip for dinner”.
preteenager: “i did mom,this is my mustache”.
mother: ” i’m sorry that i confused your almostache with having a dirty lip”.

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