Almsot
common misspelling of the work ‘almost’
guy 1 – and i almsot had you!!!!
guy 2 – wow stop singing bowling for soup, and lrn2spil.
the act of snuggling/picking up the emotional pieces after repentance sunday
it took three and a half hours of almsot for my girlfriend to stop crying afterwards. too much repentance, not enough time.
it’s an achronym, often used in online convorsations, meaning one of two things:
1. “a ludacrisly mega super -rg-smatastic thing”
2. “a large marmaladeded s-xually -rg-smed t-t-disease”
two is the lesser used version.
“man! that drawing’s is such serious almsot it should be illegal!”
or
“your stuck at work? that is worse than getting almsot!”
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