alofaf is an acronym meaning always looking-out for a friend.
corey (male): hey bud, i put the toilet seat up when i took a pee and forgot to put it back down. i know you like to sit down when you pee. just a heads up.
kyle h. (male): good looking out, man! i know it’s quirky but ever since i spent that summer in jail i can’t pee without sitting down.
corey (male): alofaf, bro!
- phantom splooge
an ejaculatory deposit that vanishes into thin air. i gave up on cleaning because it was a phantom splooge.
leaving a masterpiece of a dump in the sh-tter. dude tattooed the bowl with the chili sh-ts. this guy is truly a fecalangelo!
- sugar scrubbing
interracial g-y s-x “so my girlfriend and i were sugar scrubbing either…”
a small amount of something. miniscule. turn the heat up just a tiche, it’s a little cold in here.
again dog of tame, some where in the neighbor hood i saw mindogs as pits, may i have irritations!!!