alpha phi

typically the least cl-ssy sorority on campus. their only priorities are partying, getting laid, and causing drama. never join alpha phi. you don’t want to be “that girl”.
if it hurts to pee, it’s from an alpha phi.
alpha phi all-for-free
did u hook up last night?

h-ll ya, alpha phi, all for free
a sorority founded in 1872 that has extremely high standards of cl-ss for members. because of this, alpha phis are usually beautiful, smart, sweet, and never are the girls falling over drunk at parties. these girls have high ideals for themselves and others.

most alpha phi chapters are near (if not the) top house at their respective colleges and often have the biggest pledge cl-ss of any other sororities.

in addition, alpha phis are typically loud, fun, and outgoing and therefore are active partic-p-nts in the greek system as well as their philantropic events. they have a ton of spirit and are usually an exciting and fun house, especially for parties (they just won’t be the ones puking in the bathroom all night).
alpha phi is top house on our campus, and all the girls are super fun and outgoing. they also win greek week, and almost all other awards.
a women’s fraternity filled with girls who just love to eat food, and yet remain remarkably skinny. every boy knows to go out to eat with an a-phi
guy 1: hey did you go out with that alpha phi?
guy 2: yeah man, i couldn’t believe that she didn’t order a salad or something. then we got ice cream and she got a double scoop in a waffle cone. i couldn’t even handle a kiddy cone.
alpha phi is a woman’s fraternity offering lifelong sisterhood providing encouragement, understanding, and opportunities to grow.
with members all over the world and collegiate and alumnae chapters throughout the united states and canada, sisterhood in alpha phi knows no bounds
a sorority that has been hotter than you since 1872 in syracuse. these lovely sisters are envied by absolutely everyone they meet ranging from the wannabe kappa kappa gammas to the alcoholic gamma phi betas. the girls chosen for this exclusive sorority are chosen by their sparkling personalities, pretty faces, outstanding grades, and banging bods. in summary, they are the best of the best, which explains why they win everything from greek week to the pledge cl-sses they want. they love to party, hard, but know how to keep it cl-ssy. everyone wants them and everyone wants to be them.
super s-xy boy #1- d-mn those girls are banging, i want a piece of that action!
super s-xy boy #2- don’t even try, those are alpha phis they are the hottest girls ever and waayyyyyyyyy out of your league.
the best nationwide sorority, filled with girls who are cl-ssy, rich, and hot. alpha phis party, but also get exceptional grades and are admired by frat boys and sorority girls alike. if you date an alpha phi, raise your hand. if not, then raise your standards.
guy #1: dude, your new girlfriend is smoking hot!
guy #2: thanks, man. but she’s an alpha phi. what do you expect?

←