Alpha Urinal


a urinal that either one person or a collection of males tend to frequently use in opposition to the other urinals in the washroom.

the same terminology can be applied to stalls. i.e. alpha stall.
i went to the bathroom, but somebody was using the alpha urinal, so i left.

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