---

alphaism

---

Read Also:

• Amish Carriage

  similar to a dutch oven, but done in a vehicle. the act of trapping a person in a vehicle after releasing vile -ss fumes. jason laughed as holly vomited on the front seat of the jetta, when antique gave her an amish carriage.

• anal scrumping

  the practice of taking several -n-l virginities during one night. geoff: off out for the night? john: yeah, going to do a bit of -n-l scrumping. geoff: you dirty b-st-rd.

• anus hairs

  when you eating the booty like groceries and they be some weird sh-t sticking out of dat booty hole, most likely -n-s hairs 1:d-mn dad bich had some mad -n-s hairs 2:ewwwww

• apple crossing

  a section in a road which apples can roll across, illegal in 121 countries only supported in siberia mind the apple crossing dear

• ashy dick

  a p-n-s that endures no s-xual intercourse for a long period of time (it does not get wet) man… it’s been awhile. i’m getting an ashy d-ck

---