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  a person who exhibits an aggressive att-tude towards people, places, or objects on a daily basis. “man you were a real grumpo last night. you punched holes in the wall and lit a couch on fire”

• Grumpitude

  one’s overall level of grumpiness. grumpitude, also known as the grumpitude factor or grumpitude quotient is a numerical value, rated on a logarithmic scale similar to that of the richter scale for earthquake magnitude. a grumpitude factor of 6 is 10 times higher than a grumpitude factor of 5. whoa man, chill out. you don’t […]

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