Alpine Fuck Job


when you ski down a mountain while having s-x. after -j-c-l-t-ng you crash into a tree a get even deeper inside her than you could possibly imagine.
boy: i had a great time. skiing glades is really fun. did you have a good time?
girl: no! you gave me uterus bruising! you -ssclown!
boy: it was just an alpine f-ck job…

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