Alpine Lunge
an outdoorsy method of using the number two in which one performs a lunge while relieving themselves. preferable to the “squat”
p1: whoa did you see that?!
p2: what?
p1: tim just performed the alpine lunge on that hill up there!
p2: oh no! boulders!
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