alqama
alqama is a lady who only falls in boys named ali! she is the prettiest lady on the land and some people mistake her for a fish!! alqwuaaaaaamaaa?? oh girl you didnt!
watch out for alqama, she is a hot and spicy specimen!! watch out world! this senorita is coming for you.
boy: wow, who is that
girl: she is alqwuaammmaaaaa
alki: girrrrrrl you did not just pr-nounce my name wrong. its alqama. you hear??
boy: oh i heard. i heard juuuusssssttt fine hunni.
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