Alswanger


1. rare breed of teacher, native to aite habitat. shows similarity to a dodo bird. in danger of extinction. alsw-nger’s have a unique quality of unknowingly doing stupid things.

2. greater stupidity than facepalm. used to express stupidity …at an un-mentionable level.

3. extreme facepalm, derp.

4. a really over-complicated situation that could be summarized in two and a half seconds, but goes on for an hour.
usage:

1.
boy: erm… why does that teacher think nickelback is a good singer?
girl: oh, he’s an alsw-nger.
boy: ohhh that must be why he’s dryhumping the mudkipz doll.

2.
girl: jus71n 81383r is a guy#@#!@!! my m0m t01d m3 s0!@#!@#!@#@!
boy: -alsw-ngerpalm…-

3.

boy: our teacher clapped because we had a cl-ss discussion about fun rape.
girl: he’s such an alsw-nger.

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