altar boy


the s-xual act of when you take a truly cl-ssless wh-r- and get her to kneel down as if mimicking to pray and take communion. part her hair down the middle, get out a hymnal book and begin to recite a hymn while recieving a bl-w j-b from the truly ruthless c-ck gobbler.
last night i was with this anti stellar hoodrat and i got her to gimme an altar boy.
1 more definition
add your own
a variation of the simba, where after intercourse you c-m on a girls stomach, take a scoop off with your index finger, then make the sign of the cross on her forehead and say “bless you child”.
my variation of altar boy is similar to simba, see simba in urban dictionary.

Read Also:

  • Altamonte Springs

    a florida suburb, about 20 minutes outside of orlando and slightly cheaper to live in than orlando. if you aren’t rich enough or are too scared to live in orlando-the murder capitol of the state-you move to altamonte springs, aka “the springs” to the locals (esp. the local teens/kids). if there is a right place […]

  • Alternative Lifestyle Haircut

    alternative lifestyle haircut (n) – a haircut or style that indicates its owner leads a life contrary to that of the conservative or heteros-xual world. also known as “the significant lesbian haircut,” the acquiring of an alternative lifestyle haircut is often seen as a rite of p-ssage into lesbian adulthood, even if it is not […]

  • alyaigh

    alyaigh is a beautiful and smart girl. some boys don’t notice the beauty in her but everyone else does. she a great friend who loves hugs. she can get confused a lot so help her out. she likes to be herself. if she isn’t herself then something is up. anna-what’s 7×8? alyaigh-56. anna-wow ur smart! […]

  • Amanda Jane

    the most gorgeous girl on the face of the earth. men want her. she is such an amanda jane

  • ambiguity

    a word to describe someone or something that is difficult to understand, see or find. can also refer to size. negative. eg. “dude, i’m over her ambiguity. i never know where i stand.” “his dimensions were all a bit ambiguous if you know what i mean…” 1 more definition add your own a tool used […]


Disclaimer: altar boy definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.