Alternative Bitch


emo mixed with indie
they try to be scene kids
like to think there ‘hardcore’ by listening to post-hardcore, which is not real hardcore at all.
they don’t like tattoos and anything to do with the real hardcore scene. and like to wear scarfs.
alternative b-tch 1: “i have a pic of me in a granny scarf.”

alternative b-tch 2: “omg ur so hardcore! xd”

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