Altoids Disease
altoids disease is the cause of sudden lapses in higher brain function causing moments of mild to severe, both physically and mentally, r-t-rded actions. this disease was first noted in 2002 during a mild bout of hypochondria, when it was suggested that the only thing wrong was the person was they were suffering from extreme stupidity,, thus altoids disease was born.
when you do something very dumb for no apparent reason you are suffering the effects of altoids disease. this can be something as simple as tripping over your own feet,, to doing anything cause it seemed to be a good idea at the time.
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