amazon river angler


the amazon river angler occurs when the human male, while fornicating, withdrawals his p-n-s right before the moment of -j-c-l-t–n and proceeds to whip the s-m-n out of it like he is casting a fishing line directly at his partners face. this produces a beautiful array of gooey gobs that the partner must try and snap out of the air and into their mouth like they are an amazon fish gobbling for bait.
dude! last night i became a level 2 amazon river angler thanks to that redhead i met at the science club. after i was done, i even reeled her in to come get the mess that had accidentally hit me while i was blast casting.

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