ambienated



when you sleep eat, walk, cook, call, shave your cat, watch tv, wrap presents after taking ambien, before falling asleep, which you may or may not remember or do correctly
this morning i found eggs in the microwave that i must have made last night when i was ambienated but i forgot to eat.

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