Ambitext


a weird text that whoever sent was on ambien.
“dude what’s with the text you sent me last night?”
“why? what did i say?”
“you said: what about wilson?”
“oh hahahaha i dont remember that at all i took some ambien”
“ugh i hate your ambitexts, theyre so annoying!”

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