amblowsia
(noun): s-m-n (c-m/j-zz/splooge/etc.).
origin: hybrid of “ambrosia” (the mythical food of the greek gods) and “blow” (to perform oral s-x; to -j-c-l-t-).
odysseus thrust his phallus into penelope’s mouth up to the hilt and filled her with his sweet ithacan amblowsia.
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