after burning a candle long enough for most of the wax to melt, blow out the candle and dip your p*n*s into it for pleasure. this will also double as a slim fitting condom once the wax dries.
i didn’t have any condoms and limited time for forplay, so i just used an ambrosian wax wrap last night. felt better then that fire and ice sh*t, plus its like a condom with a no slip grip.
a person who likes to touch things. anamari likes to touch things.
- angel's touch
when you are peeing or sh*tt*ng and your d*ck touches the urinal / toilet where other d*cks probably have been. i was sh*tt*ng comfortably when suddenly my d*ck feels cold like an angel’s touch.
auspistice is a “facilitator” of some sort between two others, mediating interactions between them & keeping their relationship functional also being similar yet distinct from a kismesis relationship jake & dirk would count as auspisticism due to the fact they both try to keep their relationship functional on many ways
- bat goggles
when you go to teabag someone but rethink and put your c*m carriers onto the other persons eye sockets alec total gave me bat goggles when i was sleeping