American chino wanker


tennage american boy who obsesses over any thing soccer related (may even call it fútbol). this includes fifa as their video game of choice… a chino w-nker will obsess over the game, play all the time, learn all the players and even adopt a british accent.
an american chino w-nker can most easily be recognized by the overuse and misuse of the word banter (it will sound like ‘banta’ because of their newly found british accent).
this type of person probably thinks they’re better and acts macho and strong to prove it.
either a fan of pop music (like beyoncé) or singer/songwriter (like ed sheeran)
most likely will be wearing low or no socks with vans or old nikes
wears shorter shorts and occasionally chinos, but not as much as a typical chino w-nker. this type of chino w-nker is primarily found in the states which is why it is specific to americans.
lastly, these boys are likely to have tiny d-cks, as do regular chino w-nkers
friend 1: dude shut up, quit being such a d-ck
friend 2: chill, it’s just banter… let’s play some fifa! i’ll kick your -ss
friend 1: you’re such an american chino w-nker

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