american dick


the smallest d-ck in the world, comparable to a piece of tic-tac. the american d-ck is not only small but also pink in color, a sign of femininity.

the american p-rn industry is responsible for brainwashing americans in believing they have the large p-n-ses, but for every 1 american with an average sized d-ck, there is a dozen with below average (which in reality is really the ‘average’ for americans). and for every 1 american with an above average sized d-ck, there is a hundred that is below average. the odds does not favor the american man.
black girl: d-mn that white boy look like tom cruise!
white girl: but his d-ck look like a piece of tic-tac
black girl: nvm lol

white guy at the store: hi, give me a pack of lights and that pack of tic-tacs
white girl behind the counter: you already have a tic-tac in your pants. -laughs-
white guy: hey f-ck you. it’s 2 inches, tic-tac is 2 centimeter!
white girl: ummm…

american rednecks have the smallest p-n-ses in the americas and in the world.

do not confuse ‘american d-ck’ with blacks, asians, latinos, for ‘american d-ck’ refers to ‘white d-ck’.

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