american flag

when a chick sucks your d-ck, however, she only sucks the head and for quite some time. this leads to a red head, a white shaft, and blue b-lls.
susan soon realized that giving an american flag to her boyfriend would result in a brutal blow to her face.
a rectangular flag that represents the united states and all of its ideals and values. it is composed of a blue square with 50 (or however many states there are at the time of the flag’s production) white stars in the uper lefthand corner. the rest of the flag is 13 alternating red and white stripes. legend has it that the seamstress betsy ross created the first american flag.

treatment of the flag is dictated by the flag code. breaking of the flag code is not punishable (protected by the 1st amendment).
the american flag is often scrutinized for various reasons and desecrated. the people responsible fail to realize that it is not the flag that is so importnat, it is what the flag represents. the flag is held in such esteem because some feel that their respect of the flag is a good way to show their respect for the nation and our ideals.

to all the flag burners etc: the flag that you desecrate, insult, burn and defile stands for the same values that protect your right to do so(1st amendment). without that right (in a dictatorship) you could be executed for said actions.
you will need a white chick for this one. stradle over her shoulders while she is lying down. punch her in the right eye. while her eye is swelling and turning blue, start slapping her in the face, alternating from left to right cheek while beating off with the other hand. once her face is red and eye is puffy and blue, blow ropes of ball snot across her face like the white stripes on old glory. step back and salute while humming “oh beutiful” for a patriotic effect.
if you find a communist anti-american b-tch who speaks bad about the usa, take her home and make her face look like the american flag! its fun and easy!
might adjust her att-tute too.
extreme nationalism
“hey look, there are 900 flags on this street, i feel patriotic.”
your middle finger up and your other fingers down makes an american flag.
this one -sshole cut me off at a stop sign and i gave them a good old patriotic american flag.
when a girl is giving you head, you punch her right in the nose. from the blow she starts seeing stars, and her nose bleeds. you then c-m right on her face. there’ll be a blue bruise on her face, red and white stripes, and she’ll be seeing stars.
some dude at the party ruined the 4th of july orgy by giving some chick an american flag right on the couch.
the flag of the united states of america.

although there are too many around the nation these days, i still have this to say : if you don’t like it, or hate america so much, then f-ck off.
“every nine-eleven i go around carrying the flag to p-ss people off. it’s fun.”
-me

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