Amish Jelly
1. (noun) a jar filled with ones own -j-c-l-t-, likely to be sold for consumption. other uses include therapeutic message lotion, hair gel and sunscreen.
2. (noun) fresh hand churned man cream that is then put in small jars to be preserved for later use.
bob: what did you end up getting your mom for christmas?
stan: well bob, i wanted her gift to be special so i gave her a jar of my famous amish jelly.
bob: what a great idea!
kevin: what did you bring for lunch today johnny?
johnny: my dad made me a fresh peanut b-tter and amish jelly sandwich this morning.
kevin: lucky! can i please have a bite?
johnny: of course you can!
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