Amish Sex
s-x with no electricity. s-x that has lost all emotion, feeling or love. going through the (e)motions s-xually. wherein looking into your partner(s) eyes whilst f-cking, all you can think about is whether or not you paid the cable bill.
gary finished up the amish s-x with his wife belinda and wondered how he had ended up in this loveless h-ll called marriage after 34 years.
1 more definition
to have s-x in the dark because a man is to ashamed to show his real d-ck size
girl 1: he had to have amish s-x with me because he d-ck was so small!
girl 2: thats what she said.
Read Also:
- leez
it means to love, be loved, have loved, will love, and loving horlords pul, molse leez char-arzz molse, leez a nice tootary
- Canadian Cornhusker
the act of paper macheing your erect phallus pre-coitus; you then leave the model inside the woman’s -n-s after -n-l s-x. that business trip was significantly improved thanks to the canadian cornhusker.
- Anafatasstic Shock
a brief sickness that overcomes a person who just went out to dinner with the family and completely —-ing pigged out, forgetting he or she was supposed to be on a diet. characterized by sudden urge to do 500 songs on ddr or to swallow a bottle of laxatives, whining to girlfriends about “never eating […]
- Jiggis
a word that may be used in the place of any other word. i am going to slap you with my jiggis. get your jiggis out of here. my moms jiggis is looking oddly saggy on this cool summer afternoon. my jiggis has sprung a leak..
- anal annihilator
yet another original term made by myself to describe a male h-m-s-xual. unlike the scr-t-m soldier and the penile perpetrator, the -n-l annihilator enjoys very rough b-tts-x, completely destroying the -n-s of the receiver. “see that guy there? i’ve heard that the t-rdburglars won’t even go near him. he’s supposed to be an -n-l annihilator.” […]